Why doez this goddess get all ze blamez? I have no complaint other than people should stop complaining! I can only imagine Kirsten Hart to be blonde and blue eyed like Maria Sharapova: my bride to be in my dreamz, but God iz so good; it just might happen.
She haz more heart than any princess I know and sheez in California playing tennis! So desire to meet her, but I must win ze world in Chess or conquer Pakistan and Saudi Arabia and bring out Binladden'z head in order for her to notice me.
I am Captain AmericaN AKA Youtube Dudej, Hankster Ze Gangster, Compaq HP, Mortal Kombat'z "Reptile" Luv what ya do and do what ya luv. Stalemate cauz Thou shall not kill, so let'z be friendz and rule ze world together.