Kelly 'I Steal, so What?' O'Neal and the Design Legacy Theft team are proud con artists, swindlers and criminals. Production of your order is begun as stolen from individual local artists whose work we will not pay for or credit. No claim will be made that your order will not be seized by authorities as stolen property. In other words, our sticky little fingers will steal whatever is necessary to ruin your karma. Peak seasonal orders may be inexcusably delayed, with no explanation given. Please make allowances for jail time and civil suits. We cannot control you or us being sued any more than we can control your home being hit by lightning as retribution for consorting with the evil likes of us. Please be patient...we are sociopaths. (REVISED COMPANY INTRODUCTION - Approved by SATAN)