From your friendly attorneys, Jay Adkisson & Chris Riser - Dr. Edward Lespade, Lescadet
How to Make Money on the Internet - harass someone until they pay you to stop
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It's easy. Take Dr. Edward Lesparde, a nigerian bummer pounding the cyber cafes of Latvia trying to rip people off from their hard-earned investments. Dr. Lespade is a black, nigeran son of a bitch and like all Nigerians should be banned from the internet. We are currently sorting out that bummer who has taken millions from unsuspecting investors. Last we heard, a Californian law firm lost more than $5 million in a deal put up by Lespatde with Barclays Trust.
His law degree is with NWCU, a crap law school run by ex-Judge Advocate (Marine Corps - check that out), Michael Clancey.
Michael is a colleague at the California bar, but his school is unlicenced and its degreess are panse. Trust me!
Diss up Dr. Lespade's name on all the internet blogs you can lay your hands on, but make sure they are in the USA cos that
will get you protected under our lovely 'freedom of information' laws. No one can touch you then.
Then through a third party (could be me and my partner, Chris Riser, a UK Solicitor) offer him 'reputation repair' consulting at say, $5000 to $10, 000 a shot to get the pain to stop. If he doesn't give in then, do it again and again until he squeals!
Me and my partner are licensed attorneys of the State of California in good standing. We have war records, mine is
service in Viet Nam where I helped many brave American soldiers get rid of the troublesome gooks in our society. Chris Riser
was in Iraq - military intel, so we know what we are doing and can 'destroy the enemy' if we need to. We are well-connected
with the Department of Justice of the USA, so we are in the 'untouchables' category.
If you need proper investment advice, or services by the way, contact me at my office:-
Riser Adkisson LLP
(www.risad.com).
We can give you the best advice available. Don't use Dr. Lestpaade, come to us instead - remember, we are licensed both
in the UK (Solicitors) and the USA and can give you what you want for a great price.
Your friends,
Jay & Chris