Well to add to the list, I received an unsolicited letter saying I'd "won" £550, 000 and that all I needed to do was send them a cheque for £14.95 in the post! Apparently I'm a "guaranteed sole recipient" of the money but then I'm told I have to send money to enter the sweepstake...

Hello, wake up!

Da** and I thought all my money worries were over, I was about to buy myself a small local village mansion...