WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Any time there is actually something worth watching at night on ITV, the STV broadcast is RIDICULOUSLY changed to some absolutely, totally, horrendously, rubbish melodramatic "traditional" Scottish dance/music. As a Scot myself, I can categorically and definitely say I don't need:

* Numb3rs - "Identity Crisis"
* Ceol Aig a Chaisteal
* Fir Chlis
* Prince Caspian: Premiere Special (ALSO Tomorrow on ITV 1 Scottish from 12:30am to 1:00am)

ESPECIALLY AS 98.8% OF US DON'T EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE "SCOTTISH" PROGRAMS (GAELIC)
[Cite: Wikipedia "Scottish Gaelic" - 2001 Census: Population 5, 062, 011 Gaelic&English Speakers: 58, 652]


ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY AT IT'S USUAL TIME OF 11.40pm !!!


HEED MY ADVICE & PUT CONAN THE BARBARIAN ON TONIGHT, OR FEEL MY WRATH