On Wednesday last I was on my way back from the pub when I stopped at the local kebab shop for some much needed nourishment. Upon emerging from said establishment, I found that my bycicle's lock had been hacksawed, and that the aforementioned Mylar Kublanski was riding it off down the road, laughing maniacally. What is more, to add insult to injury, he had also unscrewed my stabilizers and left these behind.

If you live anywhere in the Greater Los Angeles area, and are prone to visiting late night fast food establishments after a couple of drinks, then beware Mylar Kublanski, who will surely lay in ambush for your means of transportation.

You have been warned...