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Thursday, August 5, 2010Corporate Red Hore's Bull
Dear friends I am in vacation this week, so I will give to you a few words of wisdom from a dear friend of Red Hore Spa enjoy it while I sumerge myself in the warms waters of Cancun.

The Dakota Indians of North America passed on this piece of wisdom from generation by word of mouth - "If you are riding a dead horse the best thing to do is dismount".
However in the corporate world specially @ Red Hore Spa and after 100 years and because of the heavy investment factor and other things to be tried, (but not limited to) our creative Management Team came up with:
New and improved Sparkling Diamond rules
to all the pretty horses
We have a stronger whip (Welcome Ms Cornflakes Zi-cu-cu to our team!!!
and plz don't touch her ass! ..." just puth them some nuttela to keep lokin shmooth "
We had change riders : Mss Free Will exit manager for Crack as Ashes AKA Grieta ( look at Spanish translation of Crack)
We are threaten the horses with termination or intimidation
We appoint a VIP committee to study the horses in catering meetings every week @ Mss Crack's office to decided which technician will work for free :nails, hair massages, facials all for free to the VIP team and their friends, family, boyfriends, landlords, pets.
Remind the horses about the privilege that is, to work for free on any VIP "team member"
We arrange visits to other sites to see how they ride dead horses
The team will get away 4 training with the Spa leads but only the ones that bend so far so they can kiss their own ass and ours!
We had lower the standards so dead or retire horses can be useful at laundry room to recycle dirty towels & sheets and wash them only after 5 uses after all we are a 5 star spa
We appoint an intervention team to reanimate the horses " we heard you, we care 4 you ( remember to smile while sticking the knife ) and we adjust your commission rates, lower your salary by 12% "in the generous side "and please smile while you kiss our "donkey" be happy you still have a J O B
We create a training session to increase the riders shares and salaries ( a must attend training for all horses on their day off so horses won't get pay)
We reclassify the horse as `living impaired'
We change the forms so it reads "This horse is not dead"
We hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse ( Crack's idea for the 6 fl )
We had harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency ( Are french horses a better to ride? or french toast tasted better ?je sui confused? Je ne ce qua?) ask Mss Crack she know how to ride a french horse...crazy me it wasn't a French horse it was a French poodle !!
We will donate the dead horse to a recognized charity therefore deducting its full original cost Red Hore Spa will save some $$$$ and fire more people .
We provide additional funding to increase horse's performance to Increase CEO, Manager-Directors salaries
Do you think they were saving 4 the horses ? You're so funny
We did a time management study to see if lighter horses would improve productivity ( That is why we cut 12% of your salary...no money no food)
We purshased an after market product that makes dead horses run faster, such as more rags to use as towels.
We declare the dead horse has lower overheads and is therefore more cost effective.. said what???
We form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses, Steak dinner any one?
We rewrite the performance requirements for horses Ms.Cornflakes Zi-cu-cu idea "Add more water to the products and only use 1 tbs per treatment"..I told you not 2 touch her ass? just "puth them som nuttela to keeph lokin shmooth "
and finally if all else fails...promote a Donkey named Crack into a supervisory (management) position...
Congratulations Rah Rah Rah!!!
Our management team had reached new lows @the top.
At last our Red Hore Spa is a sparkling Diamond!!!
Thank you for all your hard work, and just like my dear friend Donald love to said: You're fire!


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Sunday, August 1, 2010May I help you?
Hello again my friends !
Someone ask me once how it was to work at the Red Hore Spa( yes, I missed the W )
Well I think the next "bedtime story" will explain the realities of working in a Flagship location, surrounded with the major players on a Fifth Ave location.


And the story goes...( I read this somewhere b4 not long ago)
One day while walking down the street on Fifth Ave a highly successful "want- a-Be " executive woman from a "Red Hore Spa" place was tragically hit by a bus and she died.
The staff scream ...and cheered from joy.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven, " said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a manager from the "Red Hore Spa" ( Yes, Hore Is misspelled again ) any ways ...

"never once had a manager from the "Red Hore Spa" make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." said the woman.


"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put this manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course.
Wow! she was very impress
In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives from other Red Hore Spas, that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.
They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner .Cheers!!


She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute, too) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven, " he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity, " he said.
The Manager paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." It truly feels like home"
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and Filth
She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. " Welcome to our Company!
You had make the best decision"
I don't understand, " stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable dirty and poor.
" The Devil looked at her and smiled. ... "
Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff."

PS
Go ahead take a trip to The Red Hore Spa
Go first as a guest to this "sparkling Diamond facility" try to enjoy the amenities but remember we have no sauna or steam room the water is always cold the showers, sheets and towels are usually dirty.
Red Hore Spa never have enough spa attendans, this ladies get paid only minimun wage and take a maximum work overload.
The over tired, under paid technicians at Red Hore Spa just got a salary cut of 12% !!
"On the generous side" They usually have to use and reuse the sheets and towels. Remember to put on the light before jumping on that table. :-O
And please don't eat the veggie chips they're from the day b4 & stay uncover overnite yuck! The big spoon on the chips Never get washhhhhhhhhhh

After your day of beauty fill up an application, to join the team, just remember to come back 3 months later to let us know how do you like to be part of the STAFF

...Welcome to Red Hore may I help you?...
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Friday, July 30, 2010I have freedom at last!
Good morning my friends!
It's just “Another Day in Paradise" Remember that song? A song from Phil Collins released as the first single from his number-one album ...But Seriously (1989). As with his song from Genesis, "Man on the Corner" "Another Day in Paradise" was written to bring attention to the problem of homelesness

“Think twice” I also like that line, if we think twice before making decisions most of us will be under different circumstances, maybe we wouldn't have kissed that first boyfriend...or married him!!
Maybe we would had chose another path like take that trip to Thailand when you were 22 years old and everyone in your family though you were crazy even your first boyfriend that at the end give you only a broken heart, a fake diamond and 3 kids...No that it's not me fortunately I think more than twice before making my decisions, that is good but take away the excitement out of life, at my age I jump ahead no safe gear (except in bed) and if someone have a problem :%#@ck them I am a free.
I had Freedom, how bless I am, I have independence, liberty, absence of restrictions and an opportunity to exercise my rights powers, desires, freedom of speech or conscience; freedom of movement. Independence lack of restrictions I have the ability to stand alone, unsustained by anything else: Independence of thought Liberty I am Free! I found this quote from Carl Friedrich Bahrdt:
“The freedom to share one's insights and judgments verbally or in writing is, just like the freedom to think, a holy and inalienable right of humanity that, as a universal human right, is above all the rights of princes.”
Why I got into this freedom talk today? I am not running for a political seat of joining any “guerrilla movement “in South America, but sometimes even though we have freedom we refuse to enjoy this precious gift.
Let use it to help others to make way for them as fellow human beings, enlighten others and bring the true in the open, loud and with out fear.
Life its a gift and if you come into this life to hurt humiliated, abuse, sabotage, create a toxic environments and to walk over the legacy of others with the simple excuse of getting ahead in your career or to be recognize as “The Boss” while enjoying a big fat paycheck and office at Fifth Ave, while destroying everything and everyone who has worked hard before you were even born; Well then remember Karma it' s a bitch, Karma it's a gift that keep on giving.
Been a toxic human being have its consequences and a major one is Stress.
It's very stressful to sit alone at the office and plan evil deeds .
Remember Stress is a cause, or at least complication, in the development ulcers.. Ulcers are not purely an infectious disease and psychological factors do play a significant role.
It must be stressful been a lair a fake, telling your subordinates “come to me for any thing I am her to help you, we are your family...you are my internal client and the must important piece on this organization” BULL.
Tomorrow we are going to travel the depths of my mind the roads of my soul and I will tell some secrets of The Red Hore Spa.
Stay tuned!
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010Welcome to my blogg!!
Hello my fellow bloggers:
I don't know the correct way to introduce myself, I am totally learning the ropes of this site, so have patience and for now let's just get to know each other a bit.
I been thinking forever to have a blogg, they are so many things on my mind and this is the best way to express myself.
Few months ago I was "let go" from my job at Elizabeth Arden Red Door Spas after many years been a top worker at the spa, ( lets not be specific on my duties ) let me tell you I have been there for many many moons so the connections at higher places are still tight.
How this came to be:
News came that a new manager was in town and great changes will occur, new standards on quality and services, new amaizing people had joined the team, from the infamous Raha Ashrafi of Frederick Fekkai, yes the same salon director that got caught making out with "frenchy want to " be Zahir, and he like a good french poodle moving his tail or "sticking it out" followed her master to the Red Door to become the new shinning star (I wonder why? must be all the extra time he puts out when Raha staying after hours "working" at the Spa sometimes until the next day ...(I love hard work too )She will take showers on the 9th floor or "catch some zzz" at the massage tables.Well if you don't believe it
Ask the early birds that arrived to work at 7:30 AM and catch the new boss on yesterday clothes and smelling funky under her arms pits also check out Misstiger.com
What about our new and improved "Creative Director"Cornelia Zicu (Check comments below)
My exciment was with out compare if I had only new what was in storage for all the faithful people working at The Red "Hore" Flagship...if we had only only new.
To be continue ...

SusanAugust 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
If Ms. Zicu is apparently so wonderful, how come the only place that will hire her now is a down–market, strip–mall headed spa?

AnnAugust 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm
“Cornelia may have left the building…”
I heard she didn’t leave, but that she was thrown out.

RoyAugust 15, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Cornelia was a whacko and shows the Red Door is scrambling to find a working model. She cannot last as management will go nuts with her…and in short time. Her products were not very good and her list of famous clients you could count on one finger. Fun to watch how this unfolds with Red Door and how fast it unravels.


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