I bought a Snickers bar and was promised to be satisfied. This did not happen after consuming 1 snickers bar full or chocolate, caramel, nugget, and nuts. Instead my life is spiraling into a burning put of hell with President George Bush at the head whipping the Iraqis into submission. Down, down into this pit of hell which suddenly starts to resemble oil. Wait... this is a pit of hellish oil! Was that an exit to Global Warming we just missed... oh well Mr. Bush seems to know the fastest way down to the depths of this pit. My eyes burned as I try to keep the fumes from burning my eyes. The oil slides over my hair and leaves my hair feeling fuller, softer, happier (buy head & shoulders) killing any skin on my scalp and leaving what once was youth, gone. I start to wonder if it was all a waste of time thinking that one simple chocolate bar could make life easier, or is it? Damn you Snickers!